Sometimes the Internet can be really scary. Our great It-guy installed a nifty program that logs each time somebody tries to login to our server (without our permission) and fails.
The numbers are staggering!! Last tuesday we had about 150 people (or robots) that tried. And it is increasing. If it continues we will get a knock at the door as quickly as Carlos Slim makes money.
We are truly popular. If you want to say hi to us we really recommend using our contact form.
With the help of scientfical methods, it has been finally approved that men with moustache are more popular that those that have shaved!
We did this by comparing two identical pictures of me, one with facial hair and the other with none.
Even more interesting is the fact that people in Europeans seem to prefer me more with beard (especially in France?!?) and Asians like me more when I’m shaved. Personally I like it that way as well! Thank you China and India for joining me!!
You all know that the people working with popularin.com are real professionals. As I am sure you all noticed, the site crashed last week. Since we really have no idea of what’s going on, we did what we always do. We blamed our indian developers. They did what they always do as well. They said they ha nothing to do with it. In the end we called our host asking them to restart the server. Still nothing happend. We called them a couple of hours later, and what had happend was this: They had forgotten to turn on our server. We may not be the greatest of employees, but hell, be beat our service provider ipeer!
By the way, this is my boss:
Is it a man? Is it a woman?
Who know’s what it is, but it’s mean!
You might think we live in a free country. In a free world even. Forget all of that.
My spirit has been broken. It’s all the bullying, really. I’m sick of it. NO, I don’t get angry e-mails. NO, I don’t insulted in the comments. This is much worse. I have been attacked from within!
For reasons unknown to me, my last post was apparently inappropriate. I see nothing wrong in talking about shagging a snowman. And mainly, I see nothing wrong with having a suicidal snowman on display. But that’s apparently what it is. inappropriate. It has been DELETED. Never to be seen again. Where is my artistic freedom!?
FINE. Here you go, I’ll give you what you want. A perfectly happy, unsually happy even, snowman.
With broken spirits from Popularin.com
Right, my last post was entiteld “Things are going on”. Since then it might seem they really are not. But pleaaaaase. It’s been easter. Jesus died. And then he came back to life!
So now it’s time for us to come back to life! And boy are we back or what. This week you will see a lot of new feautures coming up. For one, it is finally time to get finland on the old map.
Also, we have a theme for this week: water-based hotties. I am writing this from a very cold and snowy Sweden. I was talking to a japanese friend about it, and she said: “that must be lovely”. She explaind that if everyone walked around like big snowmen and you felt lonely, you could just make a snowman and cuddle with it. You would hardly notice the difference. In my experience though, never date any water-based things. I was seeing a waterballon for a little while, but she had no figure. Then my next GF was a puddle, but she was too shallow.
So this week is a mini-compitition. Can anyone find a hot waterbased thing that is shaggable?
If you are in to the “I’m miserable-indie”-image, this might be for you.
With love from Popularin.com
Hi,
A lot of things are going on here right now. First of all, we are always trying to improve the popularin.com experience for our users, so this week we have added a lot of ads. They love it!
Secondly, a scientist has contacted us and expressed his interest in writing a paper based on our data, when we have created a solid base. Interesting huh!
Thirdly, China used to be one of the very lowest ranking countries in the world. Well, that was all before this hot babe made her apperance. Now they are number #1.
My country of origin of Sweden is in the usless position 11. So I thought, if I she can do, then so bloody well can I! There for, I uploaded my very own picture today, and I am aiming for that number one spot.
Miss hot babe, move out of the way!
I might need some help though. Or alot.
Please.
We love you always - Popularin.com
Ok, while on the subject of girls, what do you think of this one?
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She is a darling, isn’t she?
I expect some very very interesting data on this one. Did I say interesting, I meant heartbreaking and soul condemning. At least we don’t have a comment system, thank god for that. Well, actually thank us for that. But then you could argue that god is responsible for us so he should get the cred. Well, clearly he is responsible for hillary too then, so why bother?
Anyway, make your voice heard here
(I am truly sorry for doing this, but I just couldn’t help myslef. Such a wonderful opportunity shallowly make fun of our most important leaders may never come again!)
Love from Popularin.com
OK, ok, I think we can all agree that girls are the fairer gender.However, when we recently discovered that our world toplist consisted ONLY of members of the female population, we were of course happy, but we also got a little suspicious.
Now we have all seen pirates of the carribbean, and that film is the ultimate proof of that there are some pretty cool dudes out there too, so we decided to make some further research into the matter. It turns out that our rating filter was automatically set to girls only, so a big apology to all fine men on popularin.com, you have probably not been receiving your fair shares of votes!
It has been fixed now! I would however not be suprised if some of you much prefered a world consisting only of hot babes, so as a memory, please have a look of what is looked like:
With love from Popularin.com
Today we got this lovely mail from one of our users:
” WTF is up with that you don’t have Finland on your map? It just says fucking Norway, i really think you should change it quickly or someone will sue you! ”
First of all, please don’t sue us! Please please please. We are not sure that not acknowleding Finland as a nation is a punishable crime, in fact we have been doing it for years without getting caught. But I guess it’s game over.
Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Finland.
And this is what they do in Finland.
There you have it. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Finland is for real. And the men in finland seem to be naked for real. Hell, why not?
Although, it will unfortunately still be named Norway on our map for a little while since our comupter-engineering department is on a 2 month long holiday in Fiji. That’s the kind oh lifestyle we live at popularin.com.
LoveZ
We have an announcement to make.
We are in love!
Whilst marketing this lovely website, we came across the girl from skövde, isn’t she lovely.
She will probably be number one in everycountry in the world, but I uploaded her picture anywhere just to be sure. Find her picture right here
by the way, we saw her first, so don’t even think about it.
Love from popularin.com
